Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Chevy Chase
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  1. I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

  2. A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

  3. Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

  4. I come from a much freer kind of performance thing, where I rely on my own improv and my own sense of humor.

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